seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

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d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!

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braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

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iforgothowtonormal:

idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me

(via gay-masturbation)

Things that would be nice at 4 am

flexingonthesehoes:

Long make out session
Back rubs
Cuddles
Deep talks
Forehead kisses
Hearing each other breathe
Holding hands
Laughs and corny jokes

FUCKING

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vinebox:

sahnnnnn

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

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tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

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walkerflexasranger:

snizzydoesit:

nawyougood:

this…is so…ADORABLE!

Her little voice with her lil accent!!!!

She would never get in trouble.
Never.

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dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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